December 2010
Life :D
I’m going to be bluntly honest; we are all going to die. There may be no reason or point to life. So you can sit knowing there’s no point to this life, you can give up and remind yourself, “What’s the point? None.” Or you can embrace the fact you only get one shot, realise you can only fuck this life up once and so you could go crazy do what ever it is you feel, or you could aim to leave a good...
LGBT Laughs: There was this man who walked into a... →
lgbtlaughs:
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.” The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks,…
I’ve Heard it but i still like it
when you see someone you used to "talk" to
Reblog if you're straight and don't mind if...
I fall asleep with my friends around me
only place I know, I feel safe...
– Jimmy Eat World
Kitty
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so after reading this, i’ve concluded that my dog is a cat.
my kitties always doze off.
You know what I hate/like?
heyylookitslena:
protejai:
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like
And I’m like
and I go over to him and we start dancing like
and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like
And the rejected...
That awkward moment when you start telling a story...
That awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
The feeling when you wake up and realize you don't...
fatregina:
16 Thing You Didn't Know About Sleep →
jenny
maybe….
:P
hey.
no more posting nudie pics for you
hehe
i joke