okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
this isn’t the dog park
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
I think relationships in general are over romanticized like atthe end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other, not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit.
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
Remember when we couldn't take the heat, I walked out and said 'I'm setting you free', but the monsters turned out to be just trees - taylorswift
I love this.