Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Leaving the house without a jacket like
and then going out and ending up like
I don’t .. I don’t understand…
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal